The Soldier Who Saw Everything Twice

I have been neglecting my duties as an entertainer as of late. This blog has become a barren wasteland, and the tumbleweeds of apprehension and laziness are the only things drifting through. I will have to start getting back into a routine of criticism soon enough. It's a new year and I plan on being more amazing and captivating than ever. Good riddance 2009! Aloha 2010! Running low on time today so I will try and pick the pace back up in the next couple of days.